Foro dedicado a temas y mensajes relacionados con el humor aeronáutico y afines.
Avatar de Usuario
Por designlatin
#30786 Cómo han estado?

Encontré este grupo en Facebook, sobre humor en aviación.!/AviationHumor?ref=ts
Hay muy buenas imágenes entre la colección.

Esta no es para reir sino para soñar

El siguiente post está en ese grupo:

You Know You're Addicted To Aviation When...You Know You're Addicted To Aviation When... have to make a facebook group about it. almost crash your car because you are craning your neck to look out the sunroof at landing aircraft. notice airport codes on license plates. recognise planes at 33000 ft above your house.
...before you board an aircraft you already know the exact type, reg and seats on it, and maybe even the food! know already wich type is coming along according to the sound it makes. call everyone by their name in phoenetics! whine and fret on every nice day that you’re not up in the air (instrument students and pilots add low cloudy days). whine and fret every day that the wx is too bad for flying. get DUATS or a wx briefing on days you can’t fly, just to see if the wx is really as nice for flying as it looks. get DUATS or a wx briefing on days with awful wx, just to assure yourself that the wx really would be too bad to fly. learn mental methods for flight planning, and spend boring meetings planning flying trips. calculate every expenditure in terms of flight hours (50 cents at the candy machine every day that’s 0.01 flight hours! get in your car and find that it drives itself to the airport. become an instructor so you can be paid to go for airplane rides! build a spotting platform on top of your house.
...when driving in the fog you look at your dashboard.
...when ordering from a drive-in, you sign in with your last used reg for a flight.
...when accelerating on the highway ramp, you turn on your main headlights, you do the same when you are braking from the highway onto the ramp.
...In a traffic jam you request for a diversion airfield on the radio commentator reporting the jam.
...when your kid makes a sudden noise or grasps accedentally your neck you search the transponder for the 7777 highjack code. give a report to the passengers in your car when you turn on the cruise control and give a current temperature readout and ETA.
...your flight simulator folder is 16 GB!'ve been planning your family's vacations since you were twelve based on what kind of planes you can find. successfully transfer the aviation-virus to some of your relatives and/or friends.
...when you're planning your holiday flights - always choose the ones with the most connections or prefer the ones with aircraft types you haven't flown on yet.
...departure day - you arrive at the airport in the morning although your flight only leaves late in the afternoon. are spotting at night and you know the aircraft types just by the pattern of the landing lights. have a picture of the last plane you flew on or the next you will fly on as your desktop. think of FS as your part time job and not a game. are on a flight and your seat neighbor asks to be relocated because you wont stop talking about aviation! start referring to your airports by their IATA or ICAO codes. are flying from SEA-JFK and you fly across the Pacific. know exactly what plane is flying over your house. fly longhaul flights on Flight Sim.
...your flight sim folder surpasses your computer's memory. use aviation analogies in English class. hope and pray that your flight will be delayed. create your own airline, complete with timetables, and route maps. do a full flight procedure (takeoff - cruise - land) while you're walking. refer to cities by their Airport Code.
...your first date is going spotting at your local airport (might be the only date ) have more flight sim airplanes than actually exist. refuse to stay anywhere other than the airport hotel. preflight your car before every trip. buy a plane ticket just so you can get past security. know more aviation vocabulary than actual vocabulary. paint your car in Airline colors (seen it before). have written more than five ways you know you're addicted to aviation.

Avatar de Usuario
Por tuquituqui
#30794 :lol: :lol: :lol: Excelente!!!
Avatar de Usuario
Por designlatin
#40029 Saludos,

Tomado de:
¡Tienen buenos chistes!

CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby woods, stops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them.
Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off.
Std: “What should I do? What should I do?”
Inst: “What do you think you should do?”
Std: “Maybe if I taxi toward him it’ll scare him away.”
Inst: “That’s a good idea.”
(Taxi toward deer, but deer is macho, and holds position.)
Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for take-off, runway NN.
Std: “What should I do? What should I do?”
Inst: “What do you think you should do?”
Std: “Maybe I should tell the tower.”
Inst: “That’s a good idea.”
Std: Cessna XXX, uh, there’s a deer down here on the runway.
(long pause)
Tower: Roger XXX, hold your position. Deer on runway NN cleared for immediate departure.
(Two seconds, and then — by coincidence — the deer bolts from the runway, and runs back into the woods.)
Tower: Cessna XXX cleared for departure, runway NN. Caution wake turbulence, departing deer.